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Maye Musk
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@grok Imagine. This was a serious photo of my three children when young. The photographer wanted them to look serious. I didn’t want anyone to see it. Now @grok has made them smile. 🤗 🤗

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,405.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,401.49
-3.820 (-0.09%)
5 min
$4,399.39
-5.920 (-0.13%)
10 min
$4,393.18
-12.130 (-0.28%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229050
-0.0₃159 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.228970
-0.0₃239 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.228350
-0.0₃859 (-0.38%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010335
+0.0₅7 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.010326
-0.0₅2 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.010297
-0.0₄309 (-0.30%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest family nostalgia post sent crypto markets into a state of mild existential confusion. ETH dipped 0.09% in the first minute, then slid further to 0.28% over ten minutes, mirroring the 0.26% drop from his July 18 "you rock" post but lacking the usual rebound. DOGE followed its typical Musk-era script with a 0.38% decline over ten minutes, proving even memecoins can’t escape maternal sentiment. GORK briefly defied gravity with a 0.07% uptick before joining the pity party at 0.30% down. Volatility remains tame by Musk standards—these are baby swings compared to the 0.74% DOGE spikes triggered by sunglasses emojis. The market now treats Musk family photos like quarterly earnings: predictable underperformance with a side of déjà vu. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms trading on childhood photo consent debates.

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