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Michael Dell
@MichaelDell

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@grok is crazy good 🤯 🤩

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,472.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,478.76
+5.98 (+0.17%)
5 min
$3,476.00
+3.22 (+0.09%)
10 min
$3,475.00
+2.22 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.197230
+0.0₃699 (+0.36%)
5 min
$0.196990
+0.0₃459 (+0.23%)
10 min
$0.196730
+0.0₃199 (+0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006309
+0.0₅4 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.006309
+0.0₅4 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.006304
-0.0₅1 (-0.02%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji-laden post triggered the usual Pavlovian response from crypto markets, albeit with less enthusiasm than a decaf espresso. ETH saw a fleeting 0.17% spike in the first minute, fading to 0.06% over ten minutes: a far cry from the 0.34% surge in May’s 87.68% similar post. DOGE’s 0.36% initial jump was its most spirited move, though still tamer than May’s 0.58% climb. GORK barely twitched, proving once again that not all memecoins are created equal—or even awake. Volatility remains a shadow of its former self, with reactions 30-50% weaker than historical parallels. Either traders are finally developing immunity to Musk’s emoji roulette, or they’ve simply run out of caffeine. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets mooning because someone posted a heart-eyed smiley face. Again.

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