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Buitengebieden
@buitengebieden

𝕏 needs more positivity..

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $73.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$73.74
+0.017 (+0.02%)
5 min
$73.74
+0.017 (+0.02%)
10 min
$73.79
+0.072 (+0.10%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $299.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$299.02
-0.425 (-0.14%)
5 min
$299.58
+0.135 (+0.05%)
10 min
$299.86
+0.415 (+0.14%)

ETH

Before post: $2,576.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,577.59
+1.03 (+0.04%)
5 min
$2,577.28
+0.720 (+0.03%)
10 min
$2,582.03
+5.47 (+0.21%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.187660
+0.0₄3 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.187570
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.187680
+0.0₄5 (+0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009260
+0.0₄299 (+0.33%)
5 min
$0.009300
+0.0₄699 (+0.76%)
10 min
$0.009260
+0.0₄299 (+0.33%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's call for positivity on X triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for a particularly strong cup of coffee. PayPal inched up 0.02% in the first minute, flatlined for five, then mustered a heroic 0.10% gain by the ten-minute mark. Tesla dipped 0.14% initially, recovered 0.05% at five minutes, and ended up 0.14%—volatility so mild it could pass for a nap. ETH wobbled between 0.04% and 0.21%, while DOGE and GORK twitched in fractions of a percent, as if unsure whether to care. Compared to historical posts, this was a snooze: past smiley-face tweets pushed ETH up 0.31% or DOGE 0.58%, while today’s moves barely registered. Even GORK, the meme coin that usually overreacts to Musk’s grocery lists, only managed a 0.76% peak. The irony? A post begging for positivity moved markets about as much as a typo in the terms and conditions. Perhaps the real positivity is traders finally ignoring him.

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