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Autism Capital
@AutismCapital

Right now the compose tweet button is staring at Elon like the Green Goblin mask

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,489.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,489.21
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$2,491.69
+2.48 (+0.10%)
10 min
$2,489.30
+0.090 (+0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.179280
-0.0₃159 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.179510
+0.0₄7 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.179160
-0.0₃279 (-0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007840
+0.0₄299 (+0.38%)
5 min
$0.007840
+0.0₄299 (+0.38%)
10 min
$0.007880
+0.0₄699 (+0.90%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will move even when the tweet makes zero sense. ETH barely blinked: flat in the first minute, a microscopic 0.10% uptick at 5 minutes, then back to zero at 10 minutes. DOGE wobbled like a confused puppy: down 0.09%, up 0.04%, then down 0.16%. GORK, the perpetual dark horse, eked out a 0.90% gain—because why not. Compared to past nonsense, this was a snooze fest. Historical posts with 68% similarity triggered ETH moves up to 0.34%, while DOGE once rallied 0.58%. Today’s action? A rounding error with extra steps. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms trading based on a Green Goblin reference.

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