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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,548.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,539.34
-9.060 (-0.26%)
5 min
$3,535.47
-12.930 (-0.36%)
10 min
$3,542.61
-5.790 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232750
-0.0₃289 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.231970
-0.001 (-0.46%)
10 min
$0.233130
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007342
+0.0₅499 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.007338
+0.0₅1 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.007339
+0.0₅2 (+0.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic cheerleading session sent markets into a frenzy of barely detectable shrugs. ETH dipped 0.26% in the first minute, then 0.36% over five minutes, before a heroic recovery to just 0.16% down at the ten-minute mark: a rollercoaster for those who consider watching paint dry extreme sports. DOGE mirrored this excitement with a 0.12% drop, then a 0.46% plunge, before clawing back to a thrilling 0.04% gain: volatility so mild it could pass for a nap. GORK, ever the rebel, eked out gains under 0.1% across all timeframes: the overachiever of the group. Compared to historical posts, this one landed with the impact of a feather on a trampoline: similarity scores hovered around 70%, yet the market reaction was tamer than a tax audit. Past posts triggered ETH swings up to 0.49%, DOGE jumps of 0.55%, and GORK theatrics of 1.05%—today’s moves barely registered on the seismograph. Nothing says "market-moving genius" like a post that makes traders question their life choices for fractions of a percent.

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