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BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Australia the voice of the people.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,448.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,451.29
+3.02 (+0.07%)
5 min
$4,454.58
+6.31 (+0.14%)
10 min
$4,444.14
-4.130 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.234280
+0.0₃209 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.234100
+0.0₄3 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.233050
-0.001 (-0.44%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010576
-0.0₅999 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.010554
-0.0₄32 (-0.30%)
10 min
$0.010428
-0.0₃158 (-1.49%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest medal-themed post triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, with predictably unpredictable results. ETH saw a fleeting 0.07% bump in the first minute, climbed to 0.14% by minute five, then gave up 0.09% by minute ten: textbook "pump and mildly deflate" behavior. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.09% initial rise before sliding to -0.44%, while GORK bled steadily, ending at -1.49%: the crypto equivalent of a slow-motion faceplant. Compared to historical medal posts, this was mid-tier volatility. The 75%-similar Italy post moved ETH less dramatically, while the Canada post last month sparked a 0.64% ETH rally. GORK’s reaction was unusually grim, though—most medal posts leave it wobbling between +/- 0.5%, not nosediving. Nothing says "voice of the people" like algorithms trading Dogecoin based on national pride emojis.

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