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BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app on the AppStore in Canada in both Free & Grossing categories.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,696.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,698.70
+2.29 (+0.06%)
5 min
$3,701.56
+5.15 (+0.14%)
10 min
$3,719.95
+23.54 (+0.64%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.205580
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.205710
+0.0₃109 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.206350
+0.0₃75 (+0.36%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006764
-0.0₄359 (-0.53%)
5 min
$0.006784
-0.0₄159 (-0.24%)
10 min
$0.006827
+0.0₄27 (+0.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post about X topping Canada's app store charts triggered a crypto ripple, proving once again that his influence is as unpredictable as a meme coin's price trajectory. ETH saw a modest but steady climb: up 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.14% in 5, and 0.64% in 10, a rare green streak compared to its 0.96% drop after a similar medal-themed post in June. DOGE wobbled like a confused Shiba Inu, dipping 0.01% initially before inching up 0.36% over 10 minutes—still tamer than its 3.30% plunge in the June event. GORK lived up to its name with erratic swings: down 0.53% at first, then recovering to a 0.40% gain, a stark contrast to its 2.57% nosedive in the same historical comparison. Volatility here was milder than usual, suggesting the market is either numb to Musk's app-related musings or too busy dissecting the word "Canada." Either way, the real winner is anyone who didn’t trade based on a screenshot of an app store ranking.

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