Azerbaijan

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BREAKING:

🚨 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 X is taking over, one country at a time.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,701.69

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,699.45
-2.240 (-0.06%)
5 min
$3,698.50
-3.190 (-0.09%)
10 min
$3,695.01
-6.680 (-0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.205600
-0.0₃119 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.205580
-0.0₃139 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.205420
-0.0₃299 (-0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006828
+0.0₄4 (+0.59%)
5 min
$0.006801
+0.0₄129 (+0.19%)
10 min
$0.006765
-0.0₄229 (-0.34%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Azerbaijan medal post moved crypto markets like a sleepy sloth on a Sunday stroll. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.09% at 5 minutes, and 0.18% by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored the trend with 0.06%, 0.07%, and 0.15% drops. GORK, the wildcard, spiked 0.59% initially before fading to a 0.34% loss. Compared to his June 2025 "slim beautiful bill" post—which triggered sharper swings (DOGE down 3.3% in 10 minutes)—this was a yawn wrapped in a shrug. Volatility here is less "Tesla earnings call" and more "forgotten altcoin trading bot." Nothing says market efficiency like a medal emoji causing more action than actual news.

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