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BREAKING: 𝕏 is officially the #1 news app in Sweden

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,635.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,632.12
-3.260 (-0.07%)
5 min
$4,636.30
+0.920 (+0.02%)
10 min
$4,630.82
-4.560 (-0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229600
+0.0₄3 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.230050
+0.0₃48 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.229400
-0.0₃17 (-0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010976
+0.0₄709 (+0.65%)
5 min
$0.010936
+0.0₄309 (+0.28%)
10 min
$0.010899
-0.0₅599 (-0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Sweden medal post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH wobbled like a mildly concerned penguin: down 0.07% in 1 minute, up 0.02% in 5, then down 0.10% in 10. DOGE barely blinked, with a peak gain of 0.21% before settling at a 0.07% loss. GORK, ever the overachiever, led the pack with a 0.65% spike before reality set in. Compared to historical posts, this was Sweden-level neutrality: past similar tweets saw ETH swings up to 0.64% or drops of 0.96%, while DOGE once plunged 3.30%. Today’s volatility? More like a fjord at low tide. Nothing says "market-moving news" like a crypto reaction so faint it could be mistaken for a rounding error.

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