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Kathleen Winchell
@KathleenWinche3

Exactly right !

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,617.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,624.57
+7.34 (+0.16%)
5 min
$4,623.74
+6.51 (+0.14%)
10 min
$4,630.74
+13.51 (+0.29%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.228380
+0.0₃28 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.228110
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.228450
+0.0₃349 (+0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010849
+0.0₄259 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.010898
+0.0₄75 (+0.69%)
10 min
$0.011100
+0.0₃277 (+2.56%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "bullseye" post proves even cryptic praise can move markets, though barely. ETH saw a modest 0.29% rise over 10 minutes, outpacing its historical average 0.14% bump for similar posts. DOGE barely twitched, with a 0.15% gain that’s practically a rounding error. GORK, the perpetual wildcard, jumped 2.56%—because why not? Volatility here is tame compared to Musk’s usual chaos, suggesting even his magic words are losing their spark. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a token named GORK reacting more to a vague quote than actual fundamentals.

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