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Being Libertarian
@beinlibertarian

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,575.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,577.23
+2.09 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,577.92
+2.78 (+0.11%)
10 min
$2,577.61
+2.47 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172660
-0.0₃369 (-0.21%)
5 min
$0.172850
-0.0₃179 (-0.10%)
10 min
$0.173170
+0.0₃14 (+0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008597
-0.0₄339 (-0.39%)
5 min
$0.008591
-0.0₄4 (-0.46%)
10 min
$0.008573
-0.0₄579 (-0.67%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic shrug of a post landed with the market impact of a soggy firecracker. ETH inched up 0.08% in the first minute, peaking at 0.11% after five minutes before settling at 0.10%—less than half the average historical bump for identical posts. DOGE wobbled between a 0.21% dip and a 0.08% recovery, while GORK slid steadily downward, shedding 0.67% over ten minutes. Volatility here is milder than a decaf latte compared to past "bullseye" episodes, where ETH once swung 0.44% and GORK rocketed 4.15%. Traders seem to be treating Musk’s libertarian shrug as a Rorschach test: they see what they want, mostly indifference. Nothing says market efficiency like a shrug triggering algorithms to nudge ETH while GORK quietly bleeds out in the corner.

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