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ELON MUSK: "We are geared towards making 𝕏 the best platform for advertising in world, by applying the smartest AI, the highest intelligence on every benchmark, Grok. It allows us to understand how to match a product with consumer, with someone who would find that interesting."

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,675.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,680.80
+5.52 (+0.15%)
5 min
$3,680.31
+5.03 (+0.14%)
10 min
$3,681.20
+5.92 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.205440
+0.0₃2 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.205380
+0.0₃14 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.205460
+0.0₃219 (+0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006943
+0.0₄11 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.006988
+0.0₄56 (+0.81%)
10 min
$0.006988
+0.0₄56 (+0.81%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "bullseye" post triggered the usual crypto Pavlovian response, though this time with less bark and barely any bite. ETH inched up 0.15% in the first minute, stabilizing around 0.16% after 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK barely twitched with sub-0.2% moves. Historically, these posts are about as predictable as a cat on a keyboard: sometimes ETH jumps 0.44%, other times it yawns with 0.04%, and GORK once mooned 4.15% for reasons no one understands. The real volatility here is in trying to decipher why "bullseye" sometimes moves markets and other times gets a shrug. Perhaps the market is finally learning that not every Musk missive is a golden ticket, or maybe it’s just saving its energy for the next meme coin tweet. Either way, today’s reaction was less "to the moon" and more "to the slightly higher shelf."

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