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Giga Based Dad
@GigaBasedDad

Exactly

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,513.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,513.16
-0.040 (0.00%)
5 min
$2,513.02
-0.180 (-0.01%)
10 min
$2,515.31
+2.11 (+0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.163510
+0.0₄999 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.163620
+0.0₃209 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.163950
+0.0₃54 (+0.33%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008806
+0.0₄769 (+0.88%)
5 min
$0.008768
+0.0₄389 (+0.45%)
10 min
$0.008820
+0.0₄909 (+1.04%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest "bullseye" post landed with the subtlety of a feather in a hurricane. ETH wobbled like a sleepwalker: down 0.04 (0.00%) in 1 minute, down 0.18 (0.01%) in 5 minutes, then a heroic 2.11 (0.08%) rebound by 10 minutes. DOGE inched up dutifully: 0.06% at 1 minute, 0.13% at 5, 0.33% at 10. GORK, ever the wildcard, jumped 0.88% immediately before settling into a 1.04% gain. Historical context reveals Musk's "bullseye" is less a sniper shot and more a roulette spin: ETH reactions range from +0.17% to -0.29% within 1 minute, while DOGE and GORK treat the word like a caffeine pill. Volatility here is as predictable as a cat on a Roomba. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a token named GORK moving 4.15% because someone quoted "Giga Based Dad."

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