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Casey Handmer
@CJHandmer

If China is dumping solar PV modules below cost to "hurt the US solar industry" then great, buy as many as we can, pave the south west, and make more power than anyone. Solar modules are machines that print money but require no moving parts, specialized labor, or detailed x.com/elonmusk/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,530.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,531.67
+1.13 (+0.04%)
5 min
$2,531.61
+1.07 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,530.53
-0.010 (0.00%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.171110
+0.0₄6 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.171100
+0.0₄499 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.171010
-0.0₄4 (-0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007200
+0.0₅999 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.007170
-0.0₄2 (-0.28%)
10 min
$0.007200
+0.0₅999 (+0.14%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest solar-powered musings hit the market like a sunbeam on a cloudy day: technically present but barely warming the charts. ETH wobbled between +0.04% and -0.00% over 10 minutes, a yawn compared to historical "bullseye" posts that sometimes triggered 0.44% swings or -0.31% dips. DOGE mirrored this lethargy with a peak of +0.04% before fading to -0.02%, while GORK twitched between +0.14% and -0.28%—volatility so mild it could pass for a stablecoin’s nap. Context reveals these moves are tamer than a caffeinated sloth: past "bullseye" events saw ETH swing 0.44% in 10 minutes (May 11) or DOGE drop 0.57% (June 9). Today’s reaction suggests the market now treats Musk’s solar evangelism like a broken record: vaguely inspirational, financially inconsequential. Nothing says "efficient market" like crypto traders ignoring free energy advice to chase the next meme coin.

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