Starlink now available in Kazakhstan

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Starlink's high-speed, low-latency internet is now available in Kazakhstan!

🛰️ 🇰🇿 ❤️ → http:// starlink.com/kazakhstan

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,668.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,668.12
-0.700 (-0.01%)
5 min
$4,669.20
+0.380 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,666.49
-2.330 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239020
-0.0₃579 (-0.24%)
5 min
$0.239800
+0.0₃2 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.240090
+0.0₃489 (+0.20%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008418
+0.0₅4 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.008405
-0.0₅9 (-0.11%)
10 min
$0.008409
-0.0₅499 (-0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Kazakhstan Starlink announcement moved markets like a teaspoon in the ocean. ETH wobbled: down 0.01% in 1 minute, up 0.01% in 5, then down 0.05% in 10. DOGE mirrored a sleepy seesaw: -0.24%, +0.08%, +0.20%. GORK barely blinked: +0.05%, -0.11%, -0.06%. Compared to past Starlink posts, this was less volatile than Guinea-Bissau’s 0.34% ETH drop but more forgettable than Sri Lanka’s 1.05% GORK rally. The data suggests crypto traders now yawn at Starlink expansions unless Musk personally delivers the satellite. Nothing says "market-moving news" like a 0.01% change and three people refreshing their portfolios.

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