Starlink is now available in Qatar!

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Starlink's high-speed, low-latency internet is now available in Qatar!

🛰️ 🇶🇦 ❤️ → http:// starlink.com/qatar

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,533.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,530.22
-2.920 (-0.12%)
5 min
$2,533.73
+0.590 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,533.49
+0.350 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.167030
+0.0₄4 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.167120
+0.0₃129 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.166920
-0.0₄699 (-0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007941
-0.0₄25 (-0.31%)
5 min
$0.007963
-0.0₅3 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.007959
-0.0₅7 (-0.09%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starlink announcement for Qatar elicited the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH dipped 0.12% in the first minute, then wobbled to a net gain of 0.02% after 5 minutes, barely clinging to relevance by the 10-minute mark with a 0.01% uptick. DOGE mirrored the excitement of a metronome, oscillating between 0.02% gains and 0.04% losses. GORK, ever the drama queen, led the retreat with a 0.31% initial drop before settling into a lukewarm 0.09% decline. Compared to historical Starlink expansion posts, this reaction was tamer than a cat nap. The Guinea-Bissau announcement last month triggered a 0.34% ETH slump, while Sri Lanka’s debut saw ETH swing from 0.03% up to 0.12%—proving geography matters less than the market’s mood that day. Nothing says "revolutionary satellite internet" like GORK’s 0.31% nosedive. The free market remains the ultimate judge of hype, and today’s verdict was: "We’ll allow it."

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