Starlink now available in Sri Lanka!

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Starlink's high-speed, low-latency internet is now available in Sri Lanka!

🛰️ 🇱🇰 ❤️ → http:// starlink.com/srilanka

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,441.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,442.24
+0.840 (+0.03%)
5 min
$2,441.27
-0.130 (-0.01%)
10 min
$2,444.22
+2.82 (+0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.160680
+0.0₃109 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.160560
-0.0₅999 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.160730
+0.0₃16 (+0.10%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005063
+0.0₄299 (+0.60%)
5 min
$0.005058
+0.0₄249 (+0.50%)
10 min
$0.005086
+0.0₄53 (+1.05%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Sri Lanka Starlink announcement triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH wobbled like a mildly caffeinated intern: up 0.03% in 1 minute, down 0.01% by 5 minutes, then a heroic 0.12% rally at 10 minutes. DOGE barely moved, with changes so small they’d get lost in a rounding error: 0.07% up, 0.01% down, then 0.10% up. GORK, ever the overachiever, posted the most dramatic swings: 0.60%, 0.50%, and 1.05% up. Compared to past Starlink expansion posts, this was a snooze fest. Historical data shows ETH often dipped (Lesotho: -0.70% in 10 minutes), while DOGE and GORK oscillated between indifference and mild panic. Today’s reaction was tamer than a spreadsheet convention. The market’s response proves that even Elon’s tweets can’t always outshine the gravitational pull of apathy.

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