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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal

GROK 3.5 JUST ATE ITS HOMEWORK—AND EVERYONE ELSE’S Grok didn’t just ace a bunch of nerdy benchmarks—it crushed them. Think of it as the AI version of a student getting straight A++s on every test, while also solving your homework before you even ask. These benchmarks test how

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,836.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,835.94
-0.150 (-0.01%)
5 min
$1,836.28
+0.190 (+0.01%)
10 min
$1,835.59
-0.500 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172730
-0.0₄1 (-0.01%)
5 min
$0.172820
+0.0₄799 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.172870
+0.0₃129 (+0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Gorklon Rust's post triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for a snooze button. ETH wobbled like a sleepwalker: down 0.01% in 1 minute, up 0.01% in 5, then down 0.03% in 10. DOGE barely blinked: a flat 0.01% drop, then gains of 0.05% and 0.08%. This isn’t volatility—it’s a coma with occasional twitches. Compared to historical norms, these moves are quieter than a library during a chess tournament. The post’s hype about AI supremacy somehow made the market yawn harder than a student in a 7 AM lecture. The irony? A post boasting about crushing benchmarks got crushed by the market’s indifference. The only thing grok 3.5 ate was investor attention.

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