New version of the

@grok app just dropped

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,248.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,251.96
+3.82 (+0.09%)
5 min
$4,252.24
+4.10 (+0.10%)
10 min
$4,252.97
+4.83 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227470
+0.0₃359 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.227360
+0.0₃25 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.227700
+0.0₃59 (+0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007508
+0.0₅999 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.007502
+0.0₅399 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.007497
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest app update post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH saw a modest uptick: 1min (+0.09%), 5min (+0.10%), 10min (+0.11%), mirroring but slightly outpacing its July 26 reaction to a 70% similar post. DOGE wobbled with fractional gains, peaking at +0.26% over 10min, while GORK flatlined—proof that even meme coins have standards. Compared to the August 2 post (59% similarity), where ETH jumped 0.43% in 1min and DOGE surged 0.82%, today’s moves are downright sleepy. Volatility? More like a sedated sloth. Nothing says "market-moving announcement" like a token named GORK losing a fraction of a fraction of its value. The crypto herd remains easily amused, if not particularly impressed.

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