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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,196.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,190.82
-6.050 (-0.14%)
5 min
$4,191.26
-5.610 (-0.13%)
10 min
$4,194.86
-2.010 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231150
-0.0₃4 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.230930
-0.0₃62 (-0.27%)
10 min
$0.231110
-0.0₃439 (-0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007544
-0.0₄219 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.007533
-0.0₄33 (-0.44%)
10 min
$0.007499
-0.0₄67 (-0.89%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest app update post triggered the crypto market's Pavlovian drool, but the dogs barely twitched this time. ETH dipped mildly: 1min (-0.14%), 5min (-0.13%), 10min (-0.05%). DOGE mirrored the apathy: 1min (-0.17%), 5min (-0.27%), 10min (-0.19%). GORK, the supposed star, fumbled hardest: 1min (-0.29%), 5min (-0.44%), 10min (-0.89%). Volatility was a snooze compared to historical precedent: similar past posts saw ETH swings up to 0.43% or drops of 0.28%, while DOGE and GORK occasionally mustered 1%+ moves. This time, even the memes couldn’t be bothered to rally. Nothing says "revolutionary feature" like a market reaction flatter than a failed pancake flip.

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