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@grok app update
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

Grok app just got a new update! Make sure to update your app for even more improvements. - Improved thinking box with enhanced details - Easier feedback reporting - Kids Mode lock with PIN or Face ID

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,762.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,764.87
+2.03 (+0.05%)
5 min
$3,765.97
+3.13 (+0.08%)
10 min
$3,771.82
+8.98 (+0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239280
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.239530
+0.0₃31 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.239590
+0.0₃37 (+0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007015
+0.0₅2 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.007029
+0.0₄159 (+0.23%)
10 min
$0.007017
+0.0₅399 (+0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest app update post triggered the kind of market reaction usually reserved for a slightly more exciting bowl of oatmeal. ETH saw modest gains: up 0.05% in 1 minute, 0.08% in 5 minutes, and 0.24% in 10 minutes, which is roughly the equivalent of a crypto yawn. DOGE and GORK barely moved, with changes so small they might as well have been rounding errors: DOGE up 0.03% to 0.15%, GORK up 0.03% to 0.06%. Compared to historical posts, this one landed with the impact of a feather on a trampoline. Past similar announcements drove ETH up to 1.21% and GORK up to 2.32%, while today’s action suggests the market has learned to temper its enthusiasm for minor app updates. Nothing says "progress" like watching traders collectively shrug at a feature called "improved thinking box."

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