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BREAKING: xAI has dropped a new update for the Grok App — version 1.1.32 is live on the AppStore. Packed with bug fixes and big improvements to Imagine. Update now!

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,396.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,410.93
+14.54 (+0.43%)
5 min
$3,407.96
+11.57 (+0.34%)
10 min
$3,397.13
+0.740 (+0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.192630
+0.002 (+0.82%)
5 min
$0.192090
+0.001 (+0.54%)
10 min
$0.191310
+0.0₃25 (+0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006389
+0.0₄739 (+1.17%)
5 min
$0.006421
+0.0₃105 (+1.68%)
10 min
$0.006402
+0.0₄869 (+1.38%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest app update post triggered the usual circus of crypto reactions, with GORK stealing the spotlight this time. ETH saw a modest 0.43% spike in the first minute, fading to a barely-there 0.02% after 10 minutes: classic short-lived enthusiasm. DOGE managed a 0.82% first-minute jump, but its stamina was lacking, settling at 0.13%—proof that even memes need naps. GORK, the apparent star, climbed 1.17% initially and held steady at 1.38%, suggesting someone actually read the update notes. Compared to historical posts, this reaction was mid-tier volatility: stronger than the July 26th yawn-fest (0.05% ETH move) but tamer than the May 21st frenzy (1.21% ETH surge). GORK’s consistency is either impressive or just proof that its three investors are very committed. Nothing says "efficient markets" like double-digit percentage swings because of an app store notification. At least the bugs got fixed—unlike the market’s reaction logic.

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