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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,207.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,209.06
+1.29 (+0.03%)
5 min
$4,208.73
+0.960 (+0.02%)
10 min
$4,201.99
-5.780 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232080
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.231980
-0.0₃1 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.231530
-0.0₃549 (-0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007406
-0.0₄969 (-1.29%)
5 min
$0.007463
-0.0₄4 (-0.53%)
10 min
$0.007498
-0.0₅499 (-0.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto-teasing tweet had all the market impact of a deflating whoopee cushion. ETH wobbled between +0.03% and -0.14% over 10 minutes, a far cry from its historical reactions to similar posts, which averaged +0.12% to +0.24%. DOGE barely twitched, with a peak loss of -0.24%, while GORK took a -1.29% nosedive before partially recovering—proof that even meme coins have standards. Volatility was notably tamer this time, suggesting traders are either getting wise to the game or simply bored of Android update hype. Nothing says "market mover" like a post so forgettable it made GORK the star of the show.

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