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Jeffery Mead
@the_jefferymead

Gavin Newsom says “democracy is at risk” because Texas might redraw its districts. But in California, Harris got 58.5% of the vote in 2024 and Democrats hold 82.7% of House seats. Republicans got 38.3% of the vote and just 17.3% of the seats. Replace the word “democracy” with

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ETH

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GORK

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political musing triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite shrug. ETH dipped 0.04% in the first minute, then slid further to 0.46% over ten minutes, echoing its usual skittishness around his vagueposts. DOGE wobbled between a 0.12% gain and a 0.14% loss, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. GORK flatlined like a bored spectator, with a fleeting 0.08% blip at five minutes. Compared to past "exactly" posts, this was tame: ETH’s 0.46% drop is barely a ripple against its June 5th 0.27% nosedive or May 13th 0.77% rally. DOGE’s volatility stayed in its typical circus-act range, while GORK continued its performance art of pretending to be a real asset. Nothing says "market-moving genius" like a post so cryptic it leaves crypto traders more confused than a Californian redistricting map.

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