News Conference on Now: Watch it!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,169.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,169.00
-0.250 (0.00%)
5 min
$6,167.75
-1.500 (-0.02%)
10 min
$6,168.00
-1.250 (-0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,403.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,410.00
+7.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$43,402.00
-1.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$43,400.00
-3.000 (-0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $107,330.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,264.00
-66.010 (-0.06%)
5 min
$107,231.00
-99.010 (-0.09%)
10 min
$107,224.27
-105.740 (-0.10%)

ETH

Before post: $2,448.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,443.58
-5.370 (-0.22%)
5 min
$2,444.67
-4.280 (-0.17%)
10 min
$2,443.94
-5.010 (-0.20%)

TRUMP

Before post: $8.92

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$8.90
-0.020 (-0.22%)
5 min
$8.88
-0.040 (-0.45%)
10 min
$8.89
-0.030 (-0.34%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,253.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,253.37
+0.180 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,253.13
-0.060 (0.00%)
10 min
$5,250.10
-3.090 (-0.06%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at Trump's latest non-news conference, proving even volatility has standards. SP500 barely twitched: down 0.02% over 10 minutes, a rounding error compared to its usual caffeine-fueled swings. Dow Jones flirted with indifference, oscillating between +0.02% and -0.01%, as if checking its watch. Crypto took a nap: BTC down 0.10%, ETH down 0.20%, both moving slower than a DMV line. TRUMP coin dipped 0.34%, perhaps reflecting the market's verdict on content-free announcements. Historical context shows this post was less impactful than a typo in a earnings report: past "news conference" tweets sparked rallies (SP500 up 0.42% on May 8) or at least curiosity (BTC up 0.23% on May 13). Today’s reaction? A collective shrug, with volatility lower than a bond trader’s pulse rate. The irony: markets now treat Trump’s posts like weather reports—briefly noted, quickly forgotten, unless there’s actual thunder. Today’s forecast: partly cloudy with a chance of meh.

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