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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,304.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,299.79
-4.910 (-0.11%)
5 min
$4,297.87
-6.830 (-0.16%)
10 min
$4,297.03
-7.670 (-0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.238730
+0.0₃28 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.238670
+0.0₃219 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.238310
-0.0₃14 (-0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007899
-0.0₄409 (-0.52%)
5 min
$0.007904
-0.0₄359 (-0.45%)
10 min
$0.007892
-0.0₄479 (-0.60%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when the content is essentially digital confetti. ETH dipped slightly across all timeframes: 1min (-0.11%), 5min (-0.16%), 10min (-0.18%), a far cry from the historical precedent where similar posts sometimes triggered minor rallies. DOGE barely twitched, with a negligible 0.12% uptick at 1min before flatlining, while GORK continued its tradition of overreacting to everything, shedding -0.52% at 1min and -0.60% at 10min. Volatility here is tame compared to past episodes—no wild swings, just the usual shrug-and-nudge response. The real irony? A post containing the word "fire" managed to cool things down, if only by a fraction. Perhaps the market is finally learning that not every Musk meme warrants a panic buy or sell. Or perhaps it’s just tired.

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