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MERICA MEMED
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,377.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,378.28
+0.980 (+0.03%)
5 min
$3,379.23
+1.93 (+0.06%)
10 min
$3,381.15
+3.85 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190280
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.190560
+0.0₃299 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.190740
+0.0₃479 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006178
+0.0₄1 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.006186
+0.0₄179 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.006206
+0.0₄379 (+0.62%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic meme post triggered the usual suspects: crypto twitches and collective shrugs from traditional markets. ETH inched up 0.03% in the first minute, climbing to 0.11% after 10 minutes, a lukewarm reaction compared to its 0.24% spike in June for a similarly vague post. DOGE barely moved, with a 0.25% gain over 10 minutes, proving even meme coins have standards. GORK, the perpetual underdog, managed a 0.62% rise, likely because three people remembered it exists. Volatility remains tame by Musk-post standards: ETH’s 0.11% swing is a rounding error next to its 0.29% jump in July for an AGI joke. DOGE’s 0.25% is practically sedate compared to its 0.70% reaction to the same topic last month. GORK’s 0.62% surge? Let’s just say it’s the financial equivalent of a whoopee cushion at a board meeting. The market’s takeaway: Musk’s tweets now move crypto like a gentle breeze moves a boulder—technically detectable, but only if you’re staring at a seismograph.

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