This just gets better and better

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Eric Berger
@SciGuySpace

This would both end the International Space Station and simultaneously provide no way to safely deorbit it. x.com/kaitlancollins…

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.64

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Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $293.60

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-5.277 (-1.80%)

ETH

Before post: $2,573.46

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DOGE

Before post: $0.18

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GORK

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-0.0₄999 (-1.01%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic ISS joke sent markets into their usual state of mild chaos, proving once again that space humor is anything but weightless. PayPal barely blinked: up 0.04% in 1 minute, flatlining at +0.11% after 10 minutes, as if reminding everyone it's the adult in the room. Tesla took a 1.8% nosedive over 10 minutes, because nothing says "volatile" like Musk's own company reacting to his tweets. ETH and DOGE did their usual meme dance—ETH up 0.24% initially before fading, DOGE twitching 0.23% upward like a dog hearing the word "treat." GORK, the perpetual underdog, slid 1.01% because obscure tokens love a good existential crisis. Compared to last year's similar post (73% match), the reaction was inverted: ETH rose this time instead of falling, DOGE flipped from red to green, and GORK maintained its tradition of disappointing anyone who Googles it. The real takeaway: markets move faster on Musk's jokes than NASA's budget approvals, but with roughly the same long-term consequences.

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