Kek (Maximus)

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How it started vs. how it's going

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,149.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,153.08
+4.07 (+0.13%)
5 min
$3,153.38
+4.37 (+0.14%)
10 min
$3,149.49
+0.480 (+0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.201420
+0.0₃599 (+0.30%)
5 min
$0.202100
+0.001 (+0.64%)
10 min
$0.201480
+0.0₃659 (+0.33%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008104
-0.0₄289 (-0.36%)
5 min
$0.008038
-0.0₄949 (-1.17%)
10 min
$0.007999
-0.0₃134 (-1.65%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic meme post proves once again that the market treats his tweets like a Rorschach test for crypto traders. ETH saw a modest initial bump: up 0.13% in 1 minute, peaking at 0.14% by 5 minutes, then cooling to a barely-there 0.02% at 10 minutes. DOGE followed its usual erratic script: a 0.30% jump in 1 minute, doubling to 0.64% at 5 minutes, then halving to 0.33% by 10 minutes. GORK, ever the contrarian, slid 0.36% immediately, accelerating to a 1.65% drop at 10 minutes. Compared to historical posts with similar vibes (66% similarity to a June 5th laugh-fest), this one was milder: no Tesla tantrums, no PayPal palpitations, just ETH and DOGE doing their usual caffeine-fueled jitterbug. GORK’s consistent declines suggest the market has decided it’s the designated punching bag of Musk-adjacent tokens. Nothing says "efficient markets" like billionaires moving crypto with slang from 2010 and a screenshot of a meme.

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