We are about halfway through the life of the Universe as measured by how many times the atoms in our bodies will be part of an exploding star

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Dogan Ural
@doganuraldesign

Halfway there

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,185.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,198.45
+12.80 (+0.31%)
5 min
$4,194.03
+8.38 (+0.20%)
10 min
$4,202.78
+17.13 (+0.41%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231350
+0.0₃56 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.230920
+0.0₃129 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.231700
+0.0₃909 (+0.39%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007526
-0.0₅599 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.007511
-0.0₄209 (-0.28%)
10 min
$0.007527
-0.0₅499 (-0.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cosmic musings once again prove that markets care more about his existential musings than actual fundamentals. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.31% in 1 minute, +0.20% in 5 minutes, and +0.41% in 10 minutes, while DOGE mirrored this with +0.24%, +0.06%, and +0.39% over the same periods. GORK, ever the contrarian, dipped slightly: -0.08%, -0.28%, and -0.07%. Compared to historical posts, this reaction is oddly tame—previous cosmic half-life mentions triggered swings from -0.69% to +0.06% for ETH, with DOGE often more volatile (up to -1.36%). Today’s moves suggest traders either finally understand stellar decay or are too busy calculating their own lifespans. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto prices swaying to the rhythm of atoms destined for supernovas.

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