This is what it takes to make life multiplanetary

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Peter Hague
@peterrhague

This isn’t Apollo. This isn’t The Martian. This is the Normandy Landings in space. And it’s the right way to go. A lot of the difficulties of surviving in space can be brute forced by throwing more mass at them.

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $70.40

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$70.31
-0.095 (-0.13%)
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$70.24
-0.165 (-0.23%)
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$70.12
-0.285 (-0.40%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $357.80

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$356.76
-1.044 (-0.29%)
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$356.33
-1.474 (-0.41%)
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$355.75
-2.054 (-0.57%)

ETH

Before post: $2,597.00

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$2,588.03
-8.970 (-0.35%)
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$2,587.92
-9.080 (-0.35%)
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$2,580.49
-16.510 (-0.64%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

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$0.200970
-0.001 (-0.53%)
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$0.200830
-0.001 (-0.60%)
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$0.199980
-0.002 (-1.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.010790
-0.0₄7 (-0.64%)
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$0.010790
-0.0₄7 (-0.64%)
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$0.010790
-0.0₄7 (-0.64%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest multiplanetary musing sent markets into a mild but consistent downward spiral, proving once again that space dreams don't pay the bills. PayPal dipped 0.13% in the first minute, 0.23% after five, and 0.40% after ten, while Tesla followed suit with drops of 0.29%, 0.41%, and 0.57%. Crypto wasn't spared: ETH slid 0.35%, 0.35%, then 0.64%, and DOGE tumbled 0.53%, 0.60%, and 1.02%. Even the enigmatic GORK mirrored the trend with a steady 0.64% decline across all timeframes. Volatility here is tame compared to historical reactions—no wild swings, just a slow bleed. Past posts with similar themes saw ETH and DOGE bounce like confused kangaroos, but this time, the market collectively shrugged and inched downward. Nothing says "investor confidence" like a unified retreat from grandiose space analogies. Perhaps the Normandy landing metaphor hit too close to home for those remembering D-Day's chaotic aftermath.

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