According to

@grok , we are roughly at the halfway point in the life of the universe, as measured by how many times our atoms will be in a supernova. ~3 times in the past and ~3 times in the future.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,824.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,825.59
+0.950 (+0.05%)
5 min
$1,825.67
+1.03 (+0.06%)
10 min
$1,820.40
-4.240 (-0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.171260
+0.0₃239 (+0.14%)
5 min
$0.171210
+0.0₃189 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.170610
-0.0₃409 (-0.24%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Gorklon Rust's post about nothing somehow moved markets more than most posts with actual content. ETH saw a fleeting rally: up 0.05% in 1 minute, peaking at 0.06% over 5 minutes, before reality set in with a 0.23% drop over 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this with microscopic gains (0.14% and 0.11%) before succumbing to a 0.24% slide. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 0.2% swing is considered a nap. Historically, this is less erratic than a squirrel on caffeine, but still amusing for a post that literally said nothing. The market’s reaction to silence speaks volumes—mostly about its own fragility.