Question the quietness of the cosmos

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,608.94

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,604.70
-4.240 (-0.12%)
5 min
$3,607.69
-1.250 (-0.03%)
10 min
$3,615.85
+6.91 (+0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.251160
-0.0₃13 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.250600
-0.0₃69 (-0.27%)
10 min
$0.251510
+0.0₃219 (+0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007753
-0.0₄169 (-0.22%)
5 min
$0.007765
-0.0₅499 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.007778
+0.0₅8 (+0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cosmic musing left crypto markets as unfazed as the quiet cosmos he questioned. ETH dipped 0.12% in the first minute, then wobbled to a 0.19% gain after 10 minutes: a shrug masquerading as volatility. DOGE and GORK barely moved, with changes under 0.3%: less "to the moon" and more "to the couch." Compared to past Musk-induced frenzies, this was a snooze—no Dogecoin rockets or ETH rollercoasters, just the market politely ignoring existential pondering. Nothing says "efficient markets" like cryptocurrencies reacting to a non-statement with the enthusiasm of a dial-up modem.