We are about halfway through our supernovas

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Dogan Ural
@doganuraldesign

Where is time? 'When' are you?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,470.86

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,463.61
-7.250 (-0.21%)
5 min
$3,458.82
-12.040 (-0.35%)
10 min
$3,446.77
-24.090 (-0.69%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.196000
-0.0₃789 (-0.40%)
5 min
$0.195500
-0.001 (-0.66%)
10 min
$0.194110
-0.003 (-1.36%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006268
-0.0₄359 (-0.57%)
5 min
$0.006251
-0.0₄53 (-0.84%)
10 min
$0.006219
-0.0₄85 (-1.35%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest existential musing sent crypto markets into a mild existential crisis of their own. ETH dipped steadily: down 0.21% in 1 minute, 0.35% in 5, and 0.69% in 10, as if the universe's halfway point triggered a sell-off. DOGE and GORK mirrored this, with DOGE down 1.36% and GORK down 1.35% over 10 minutes, proving even meme coins aren't immune to cosmic dread. Compared to past posts, this reaction was notably more bearish than his May 4th "halfway point" musing (which initially boosted ETH and DOGE) and far less dramatic than a Starship launch announcement. Volatility remains tame by Musk standards, suggesting the market has grown numb to his philosophical detours. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms trading on a billionaire's pondering of spacetime.

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