Now #1 in Argentina!

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app on the AppStore in Argentina, leading both the free and grossing categories.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,218.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,210.78
-8.180 (-0.19%)
5 min
$4,204.58
-14.380 (-0.34%)
10 min
$4,204.28
-14.680 (-0.35%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231830
-0.0₃469 (-0.20%)
5 min
$0.231400
-0.0₃9 (-0.39%)
10 min
$0.231480
-0.0₃82 (-0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007527
-0.0₄56 (-0.74%)
5 min
$0.007520
-0.0₄63 (-0.83%)
10 min
$0.007535
-0.0₄48 (-0.63%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Argentina post triggered a market shrug, proving even crypto has a saturation point for geography-themed announcements. ETH dipped 0.19% in 1 minute, 0.34% in 5 minutes, and 0.35% in 10 minutes: a yawn compared to the 0.24% spike when Australia was mentioned. DOGE mirrored ETH’s lethargy with 0.20%, 0.39%, and 0.35% drops, while GORK led the pity parade at 0.74%, 0.83%, and 0.63%. Volatility was tame by Musk standards—no wild swings, just the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. Historical data shows similar posts averaging 0.1-0.4% moves, making this reaction textbook "been there, done that." Nothing says "market maturity" like traders ignoring a billionaire’s travel itinerary. Perhaps next time he should announce a moon base.

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