Now #1 in Qatar!

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app in Qatar, leading both the 'free' and 'grossing' categories on the AppStore

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,689.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,689.27
-0.430 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,689.69
-0.010 (0.00%)
10 min
$2,688.66
-1.040 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.193000
-0.0₃159 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.192860
-0.0₃299 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.193010
-0.0₃15 (-0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009370
+0.0₅999 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.009400
+0.0₄4 (+0.43%)
10 min
$0.009440
+0.0₄8 (+0.85%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Qatar announcement triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap: minimal movement, maximum confusion. ETH dipped 0.04% over 10 minutes, barely registering compared to its 0.30% drop after the Dominica post. DOGE wobbled 0.16% down at worst, a far cry from its 0.62% slump last time. GORK, the perpetual outlier, gained 0.85%—because why not. Volatility here is milder than a Qatari winter: ETH’s 0.04% swing is a rounding error next to its typical 0.30% Musk-induced drama. DOGE’s 0.16% drop is practically a nap compared to its 0.62% historical tantrum. The real news? GORK’s rally suggests the market has either developed a sense of irony or given up entirely. Either way, Qatar’s app store victory clearly moved mountains—if mountains were made of pocket lint.

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