Now #1 in Australia!

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

BREAKING: 𝕏 is now the #1 news app on the AppStore in Australia in both Free & Grossing categories.

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📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $70.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$70.89
+0.075 (+0.11%)
5 min
$70.92
+0.105 (+0.15%)
10 min
$71.00
+0.192 (+0.27%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $326.92

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$327.03
+0.116 (+0.04%)
5 min
$327.91
+0.995 (+0.30%)
10 min
$327.75
+0.835 (+0.26%)

ETH

Before post: $2,510.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,516.93
+5.98 (+0.24%)
5 min
$2,518.88
+7.93 (+0.32%)
10 min
$2,516.19
+5.24 (+0.21%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.168510
+0.0₃569 (+0.34%)
5 min
$0.168470
+0.0₃53 (+0.32%)
10 min
$0.168580
+0.0₃64 (+0.38%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006880
+0.0₄299 (+0.44%)
5 min
$0.006910
+0.0₄6 (+0.88%)
10 min
$0.006910
+0.0₄6 (+0.88%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Australia announcement triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets love a good geography lesson. PayPal saw a steady climb: up 0.11% in 1 minute, 0.15% in 5, and 0.27% in 10, while Tesla had a brief caffeine hit at 0.30% before settling at 0.26%. ETH and DOGE wobbled predictably, with ETH peaking at 0.32% and DOGE maintaining its signature volatility at 0.38%. GORK, the dark horse, galloped at 0.88%—because why not. Compared to past "now in [country]" posts, this was milder than Qatar’s ETH dip but more coherent than the UK’s PayPal slump. The real winner? GORK, which consistently defies logic like a crypto-themed soap opera. At this point, the only predictable thing about Musk’s posts is their ability to make traders overthink a four-word announcement.

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