Starlink now in Dominica!

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@Starlink

Starlink's high-speed, low-latency internet is now available in Dominica!

🛰️ 🇩🇲 ❤️ → http:// starlink.com/dominica

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$73.00
+0.045 (+0.06%)
5 min
$72.99
+0.035 (+0.05%)
10 min
$72.97
+0.015 (+0.02%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $300.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$300.84
+0.215 (+0.07%)
5 min
$299.67
-0.955 (-0.32%)
10 min
$300.32
-0.305 (-0.10%)

ETH

Before post: $2,496.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,495.40
-1.400 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,488.81
-7.990 (-0.32%)
10 min
$2,489.21
-7.590 (-0.30%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.180230
-0.0₃29 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.179670
-0.0₃85 (-0.47%)
10 min
$0.179400
-0.001 (-0.62%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008970
+0.0₄1 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.008890
-0.0₄699 (-0.78%)
10 min
$0.008900
-0.0₄599 (-0.67%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starlink expansion to Dominica sent markets into a frenzy of barely detectable ripples. PayPal inched up 0.06% in the first minute, then gave back half those gains over 10 minutes: a classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" if the rumor was whispered and the news was a pamphlet. Tesla briefly rallied 0.07% before sliding 0.32%—apparently Dominica’s internet demand doesn’t offset fears of another "funding secured" tweet. ETH and DOGE bled steadily, down 0.30% and 0.62% respectively, proving crypto traders care more about memes than maritime connectivity. GORK’s initial 0.11% pop evaporated faster than a tropical rainstorm, because no one actually knows what GORK is. Compared to past Starlink announcements, this was less impactful than a dropped call on a satellite connection. Historical data shows these posts typically trigger sub-0.5% moves, with no consistent direction—except for GORK, which reliably demonstrates that randomness has a sense of humor. The real takeaway: markets react to Musk’s tweets like cats to a laser pointer, but this time the dot was barely visible.

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