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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,719.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,721.91
+2.37 (+0.06%)
5 min
$3,726.74
+7.20 (+0.19%)
10 min
$3,719.88
+0.340 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.206540
+0.0₃209 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.206770
+0.0₃439 (+0.21%)
10 min
$0.206330
+0.0 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006768
-0.0₄1 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.006797
+0.0₄189 (+0.28%)
10 min
$0.006900
+0.0₃121 (+1.80%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets will cling to any breadcrumb of his attention. ETH saw a fleeting 0.19% bump in 5 minutes before flatlining at +0.01% over 10 minutes, mirroring the August 6 post's pattern but with slightly more enthusiasm. DOGE barely twitched, maxing out at 0.21% in 5 minutes, while GORK swung from -0.15% to +1.80% in 10 minutes, a volatility befitting a token named after a verb no one can define. Compared to historical "grok" events, this was mid-tier chaos: no August 6 ETH nosedive (-0.16%), no July 16 GORK moonshot (+1.48%), just the standard issue confusion. Nothing says efficient markets like a coin named after a made-up word reacting more strongly to gibberish than actual currencies.

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