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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,483.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,484.62
+1.05 (+0.03%)
5 min
$3,487.00
+3.43 (+0.10%)
10 min
$3,493.07
+9.50 (+0.27%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199010
+0.0₃189 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.199130
+0.0₃31 (+0.16%)
10 min
$0.199800
+0.0₃98 (+0.49%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006707
-0.0₄309 (-0.46%)
5 min
$0.006707
-0.0₄309 (-0.46%)
10 min
$0.006698
-0.0₄4 (-0.59%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even a sentence that reads like a chatbot's fever dream. ETH saw modest gains: up 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.10% in 5 minutes, and 0.27% in 10 minutes, a tepid response compared to historical "grok" posts where swings ranged from -0.45% to +0.36%. DOGE inched up 0.10%, 0.16%, and 0.49% over the same periods, mirroring its usual role as the loyal but easily excitable sidekick. GORK, the apparent namesake, defied expectations by dipping slightly, down 0.46% to 0.59%, a stark contrast to past "grok" events where it sometimes rallied over 1%. Volatility here is mild by Muskian standards—no double-digit percentage swings, no panic selling, just the usual speculative hum. The real irony? The post contained no actionable information, yet traders still pretended to decode it like ancient runes. Markets may be efficient, but they’re also hopelessly gullible.

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