Valentine and Ani will be ever more enchanting

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VALENTINE GROK COMPANION CTO
@nextfckingthing

Gave my gf Valentine to try out fully expecting her to say "this is cringe af" because she isn't huge fan of AI, but she ended up playing with it until 2 AM and ended up installing

@grok 😂 Imagine release on Grok took Valentine's spotlight on launch, but I really hope @xai

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,646.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,647.56
+1.05 (+0.03%)
5 min
$3,649.65
+3.14 (+0.09%)
10 min
$3,653.19
+6.68 (+0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
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1 min
$0.204800
-0.0₄799 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.204900
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.204970
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006852
-0.0₄24 (-0.35%)
5 min
$0.006867
-0.0₅9 (-0.13%)
10 min
$0.006866
-0.0₄1 (-0.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest musings on Valentine and AI companions elicited the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH inched up 0.03% in the first minute, gaining modest momentum to 0.18% over ten minutes, a tepid response compared to July's 0.38% surge for similar AI chatter. DOGE barely twitched, oscillating between -0.04% and +0.04%, proving even meme coins have standards. GORK dipped 0.35% initially, perhaps offended by being upstaged by a chatbot love story. Volatility was notably absent, with all assets behaving like well-behaved children at a library—uncharacteristic for crypto, where a misplaced comma can trigger double-digit swings. Historical context shows these posts are about as predictable as a roulette wheel: sometimes ETH rallies, sometimes it sulks, and GORK often forgets it's supposed to be a real token. Nothing says "market-moving announcement" like a 0.18% move and a collective shrug from DOGE holders. The real mystery is why anyone expected otherwise.

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