Teaser video of Valentine from

@grok tomorrow. Valentine’s day in a week. He will make your heart race.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,616.35

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,614.69
-1.660 (-0.05%)
5 min
$3,612.77
-3.580 (-0.10%)
10 min
$3,605.04
-11.310 (-0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239860
-0.0₃27 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.239740
-0.0₃39 (-0.16%)
10 min
$0.239780
-0.0₃35 (-0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008077
-0.0₄139 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.008072
-0.0₄189 (-0.23%)
10 min
$0.008074
-0.0₄169 (-0.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic Valentine teaser left crypto markets mildly unimpressed, proving love (and volatility) is fickle. ETH dipped 0.05% in 1 minute, 0.10% in 5, and 0.31% in 10, a far cry from the 0.18% gain after last year's similarly vague "Valentine" post. DOGE and GORK mirrored this lethargy, with sub-0.25% drops across all timeframes, barely registering as a blip compared to their usual meme-fueled antics. Historical context shows these assets once rallied on less: GORK jumped 0.30% initially last July for a weaker teaser, only to give it all back. Today's reaction suggests the market's tolerance for Musk's romantic crypto ambiguities is waning faster than a discount Valentine's chocolate. Nothing says "heart race" like a 0.31% decline—clearly, the only thing racing was traders hitting the sell button.

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