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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,794.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,784.05
-10.820 (-0.29%)
5 min
$3,785.07
-9.800 (-0.26%)
10 min
$3,783.07
-11.800 (-0.31%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.227740
-0.0₃87 (-0.38%)
5 min
$0.227980
-0.0₃63 (-0.28%)
10 min
$0.227820
-0.0₃79 (-0.35%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008292
-0.0₄119 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.008347
+0.0₄429 (+0.52%)
10 min
$0.008384
+0.0₄8 (+0.96%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post proves once again that markets react first and ask questions never. ETH dipped 0.29% in the first minute, settling at a 0.31% drop over 10 minutes, mirroring the 0.31% decline from his previous Valentine's teaser. DOGE wobbled predictably, shedding 0.38% initially, while GORK defied logic with a 0.96% gain over 10 minutes—because nothing says "video generation beta" like a meme coin rally. Volatility here is tame compared to historical Musk-induced spasms, where a single typo could swing DOGE by 5%. This time, the reaction is more "mild indigestion" than "full-blown frenzy." Nothing fuels financial analysis like dissecting a billionaire's half-finished sentence about an app no one asked for.

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