Constructing Valentine

@xai

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,607.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,614.40
+7.34 (+0.20%)
5 min
$3,620.72
+13.66 (+0.38%)
10 min
$3,620.44
+13.38 (+0.37%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.251360
+0.0₃569 (+0.23%)
5 min
$0.251520
+0.0₃73 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.252380
+0.002 (+0.63%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007793
+0.0₄359 (+0.46%)
5 min
$0.007798
+0.0₄41 (+0.53%)
10 min
$0.007810
+0.0₄53 (+0.68%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic "valentine" post once again proves that markets will cling to even the vaguest of narratives. ETH saw modest gains: up 0.20% in 1 minute, 0.38% in 5 minutes, and 0.37% in 10 minutes, a stark contrast to the 0.31% drop after a similar post last year. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with sub-1% moves that suggest even meme coins have standards. Volatility remains tame by Muskian standards—no double-digit swings, just the usual speculative hum. Compared to historical posts, this one landed with the impact of a feather on a trampoline. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing the romantic aspirations of a billionaire's project names.

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