Valentine and upgraded Ani are now available on the

@grok app @v @a

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,700.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,702.29
+1.49 (+0.04%)
5 min
$3,692.82
-7.980 (-0.22%)
10 min
$3,691.99
-8.810 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.210060
+0.0₃14 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.209200
-0.0₃719 (-0.34%)
10 min
$0.209170
-0.0₃75 (-0.36%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006958
+0.0₄279 (+0.40%)
5 min
$0.006957
+0.0₄269 (+0.39%)
10 min
$0.006904
-0.0₄259 (-0.38%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic app update triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions before the market remembered it had better things to do. ETH: Initial 1-minute pop of +0.04% quickly faded to -0.22% in 5 minutes, settling at -0.24% after 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this with a comically flat +0.07% rise before sliding to -0.36%. GORK, ever the contrarian, managed a fleeting +0.40% before joining the retreat. Volatility was notably tame compared to historical precedent: similar past posts saw ETH swings up to 0.43% (Aug 2) or drops of 0.31% (July 28), while DOGE once rallied 0.82% in a minute (Aug 2) only to crumble. Today’s moves suggest traders are finally learning to ignore app update hype—or just ran out of caffeine. Nothing says "market efficiency" like algorithms parsing typos about Valentine-themed AI updates before collectively shrugging.

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