I think we might have a shot of #1 app worldwide this week

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BREAKING: Grok is now the #1 app in Finland 🇫🇮

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,491.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,492.60
+0.640 (+0.02%)
5 min
$3,494.22
+2.26 (+0.06%)
10 min
$3,488.88
-3.080 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199690
+0.0₃21 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.199600
+0.0₃12 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.199370
-0.0₃109 (-0.06%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006657
-0.0₄18 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.006672
-0.0₅3 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.006655
-0.0₄2 (-0.30%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest app-related musing triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tightrope walker: up 0.02% in 1 minute, up 0.06% in 5, then down 0.09% in 10. DOGE mimicked a metronome with 0.11% gains, 0.06% gains, then 0.06% losses. GORK sulked throughout, dropping 0.27%, 0.04%, and 0.30%. Historical context reveals these moves are tamer than a housecat wearing socks. Past similar posts saw ETH swings up to 0.43% and down 0.31%, DOGE leaping 0.82% or plunging 0.75%, and GORK occasionally mustering 1.68% rallies. Today’s reaction suggests the market treats Musk’s app announcements like a caffeine-deprived barista: mildly aware but largely unimpressed. The irony? A post about global app domination moved crypto prices less than a grandma at a bingo hall. Perhaps the real breakthrough is the market’s growing immunity to Musk-induced volatility—or its collective yawn.

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