Starlink now available in Somalia!

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Starlink's high-speed, low-latency internet is now available in Somalia!

🛰️ 🇸🇴 ❤️ → http:// starlink.com/somalia

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,702.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,701.56
-0.630 (-0.02%)
5 min
$3,695.49
-6.700 (-0.18%)
10 min
$3,695.09
-7.100 (-0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.209980
-0.0₄799 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.209370
-0.0₃689 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.209590
-0.0₃469 (-0.22%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006885
+0.0₅499 (+0.07%)
5 min
$0.006870
-0.0₅999 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.006917
+0.0₄37 (+0.54%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Somalia Starlink announcement triggered the usual crypto shrug: mild red ink and a side of confusion. ETH dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then slid further to 0.19% over 10 minutes, mirroring past reactions to African market expansions. DOGE wobbled between 0.04% and 0.33% declines, proving once again it trades on vibes, not fundamentals. GORK, ever the contrarian, managed a 0.54% gain after a brief dip, because why not. Volatility remains tame compared to historical Starlink posts: the Lesotho announcement last month sent ETH down 0.70%, while Congo’s rollout actually boosted Tesla by 0.50%. Today’s moves suggest the market is either bored or has priced in Musk’s satellite altruism. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto reacting to African internet access with the enthusiasm of a nap.

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