Starlink now available in Lesotho!

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Starlink's high-speed internet is now available in Lesotho!

🛰️ 🇱🇸 ❤️ → http:// starlink.com/lesotho

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,201.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,198.12
-3.660 (-0.17%)
5 min
$2,189.94
-11.840 (-0.54%)
10 min
$2,186.39
-15.390 (-0.70%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.148870
-0.0₃219 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.148440
-0.0₃65 (-0.44%)
10 min
$0.148290
-0.0₃799 (-0.54%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005340
-0.0₄299 (-0.56%)
5 min
$0.005330
-0.0₄4 (-0.74%)
10 min
$0.005310
-0.0₄6 (-1.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starlink announcement for Lesotho triggered the crypto market's Pavlovian drool, but this time the dogs didn't bite. ETH dipped 0.17% in 1 minute, 0.54% in 5, and 0.70% in 10, mirroring the Guinea-Bissau post’s 0.34% ETH drop. DOGE and GORK followed suit with 0.54% and 1.12% declines respectively, echoing Dominica’s 0.62% DOGE slump. Volatility remains tame by Muskian standards: Congo posts sparked ETH rallies up to 0.16%, while Faroe Islands saw a 0.12% spike before flatlining. This Lesotho reaction lands squarely in "meh" territory, lacking the bipolar swings of prior geo-expansion tweets. The market’s muted response suggests even crypto traders have a saturation point for Starlink updates—or perhaps Lesotho’s GDP is too small to justify a meme frenzy. Either way, the real winner is whoever shorted GORK before the tweet.

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