Teslas can drive themselves!

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Tesla North America
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,486.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,489.08
+3.07 (+0.09%)
5 min
$3,486.51
+0.500 (+0.01%)
10 min
$3,492.91
+6.90 (+0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199430
+0.0₃2 (+0.10%)
5 min
$0.199190
-0.0₄399 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.199790
+0.0₃56 (+0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006675
+0.0₄22 (+0.33%)
5 min
$0.006658
+0.0₅499 (+0.08%)
10 min
$0.006630
-0.0₄23 (-0.35%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest self-driving hype triggered the crypto market's version of a polite golf clap. ETH wobbled like a cautious pedestrian: +0.09% in 1 minute, +0.01% at 5 minutes, then a decisive +0.20% by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored a distracted driver: +0.10% initially, dipped -0.02%, then lurched +0.28%. GORK? A joyride: +0.33% out the gate, +0.08% cruising, then -0.35% as reality parked. Compared to past Tesla autonomy posts, this was a volatility lullaby. Historical drops of -0.40% for ETH and -0.76% for GORK make today's moves look like a Sunday drive. Even DOGE's usual -0.50% tantrums were absent. The market's reaction to Musk's FSD claims is now as predictable as a Tesla missing its production targets—yet somehow still priced in.

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