These are unmodified Tesla cars coming straight from the factory, meaning that every Tesla coming out of our factories is capable of unsupervised self-driving!

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Elon Musk
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📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $74.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$74.71
-0.010 (-0.01%)
5 min
$74.63
-0.095 (-0.13%)
10 min
$74.40
-0.325 (-0.43%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $320.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$320.00
-0.188 (-0.06%)
5 min
$320.34
+0.152 (+0.05%)
10 min
$319.00
-1.188 (-0.37%)

ETH

Before post: $2,748.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,739.61
-8.580 (-0.31%)
5 min
$2,747.09
-1.100 (-0.04%)
10 min
$2,737.20
-10.990 (-0.40%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190940
-0.0₃43 (-0.22%)
5 min
$0.191600
+0.0₃229 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.190870
-0.0₃5 (-0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009130
-0.0₄4 (-0.44%)
5 min
$0.009160
-0.0₅999 (-0.11%)
10 min
$0.009100
-0.0₄699 (-0.76%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest self-driving proclamation sent markets into their usual state of mild confusion. Tesla dipped 0.06% in the first minute, then briefly rallied 0.05% at 5 minutes before settling at a 0.37% loss, mirroring the 0.35% average drop from similar historical posts. PayPal showed remarkable indifference with a 0.43% decline, while crypto assets like ETH and DOGE twitched between 0.04% and 0.40% losses, proving once again that digital currencies react to Musk like cats to a vacuum cleaner. The real star was GORK, which somehow managed a 0.76% nosedive, outperforming even Tesla in the race to irrelevance. Historical context reveals these posts typically trigger 0.2-0.5% swings, making this reaction textbook Musk volatility: just enough movement to justify a Bloomberg headline, not enough to matter. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a meme coin and a car company moving in lockstep because a billionaire praised his own product.

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